wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

• people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
• i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
• people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
• i hate my voice
• i have something really mean to say
• i hate you
• i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

(via cl-0sure)

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

(via rainbowpandas23)

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

(via luka-sexual)

d-aggers:

When an anime ends, I end.

(via lirii-rawr)

laugh-addict:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: goo.gl)

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via earth-andsky)